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Tattoo Demotivational Poster

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...

HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.

TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

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DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.

STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.

TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})

SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - because "Traditional" Ink tattoos have become too mainstream

TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.44/5

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skarjj - September 24, 2013, 4:55 pm
how that hell was that done.
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:39 pm
Oh, gawd. Please tell me this guy was out cold when this was done.

WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?

TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.

I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...

TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!

IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"

TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)

AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."

TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.

PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.

HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?

TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.

IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile

TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

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barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice

REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.

TATTOOS - Where you can kiss a legitimate career goodbye

TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:11 pm
Ya Moby ***k
EmilioDumphque - June 24, 2012, 3:18 am
MPsniper - June 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
and he has been sh** in the face with a fishing tackle box.

TATTOO - With a great tattoo comes great pain

TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:11 pm
Sorry, URL broken, here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/caef2t9
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:10 pm
zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 10:01 pm
I want to get one like this but with a terminator endoskeleton instead.
twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 1:29 pm
Epic tattoo! 5L!


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.

Wreking Balm -


TAGS: tattoo auschwitz pow
Rating: 5/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:25 pm
Krissie, thank you for sharing that.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
Whoopd Dman!!
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:03 am
The wickedest tattoo you could get today! (Especially if it spells "SHELL OIL" upside down!!)
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:38 pm
The only kind of tat I have any respect for.
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:09 pm
My stepgrandfather had one...my grandmother had told me about the concentration camps when i was quite young, where he was...I may not have been MAYBE 8, perhaps 9...but I understood well enough what evil he'd seen and been through...so I NEVER asked.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:59 pm
the Nazis used numbers. we may soon have barcodes put on our kids at birth. far fetched?... maybe....maybe NOT.
forseti - June 21, 2011, 3:49 pm

LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Sailor Jerry had a Chihuahua named Rummy.

TAGS: tattooed dog
Rating: 2.77/5

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dragonrider33 - March 8, 2014, 10:09 pm
If that's not ph**oshop then I hope that dog bit hell out of the tattoo artist and the owner.


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.61/5

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Thedewd - July 27, 2017, 5:25 am
Some people think alcohol is a problem. Technically, it is a solution.
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am
Coping skills. 5L

KEY TO SUCCESS - comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience. Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS.

TAGS: funny tattoo
Rating: 4.26/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:37 am
I think that they were smoking some of what the Pink Horse is smoking when they had this done..., lol...!!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
Clearly, noone put that on themselves voluntarily. LOL
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:56 pm
Hint at the "lost a bet" more... I bet someone later (too new to have an avatar) will find your point funny!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
I want to know what they were so sure of that they wagered this on it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
LOL! Ghey!
Cubbybear - September 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
I want to see the face of this person
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
I shudder at the idea for the lower-back tat. 5L

STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.

TAGS: tattoo spelling awesome fail
Rating: 2.05/5

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tito42 - May 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
yep, that was my first week. i made an account so i could make this motifake, not realizing its been done.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
LMAO, GS! Could it be put more elegantly, I submit that it could not!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:10 pm
the balance of nature, giveth to one and wackesth an other. Tis truly a Holiday
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
LMAO! I could've rejected based on "already been overdone in 1994", but I couldn't bring myself to reject it.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
you mean titobvious42!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
Why should I reject tito's attempt to educate us on the finer points of spelling?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
LMAO! You bet I did! And, I gave it a 3! YEAH!!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:33 pm
f***ing crap tunnel 1Lion. You really didn't "Have" to did you Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Heh heh. Had to approve it. Welcome to the internet, tito42... first week online?


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.

REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.


THE TATTOO - Ultimate way to avoid boredom!


TAGS: g** tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them g** and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"

SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.

PI TATTOO - Suitable for hardcore geeks.

TAGS: tattoo fail
Rating: 4.27/5

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TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.78/5

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TAGS: fail tattoo white trash epic fail
Rating: 2.29/5

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^^" - June 15, 2009, 4:48 am
He has very long n******


TAGS: pig tattoo ink skin deep
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:53 am
thanks ED
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:10 am
Download GIMP, it's stable enough for basic work.
forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:41 am
nice one!
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
God i friggin hate Paint!!!

PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...

TAGS: tattoo bad drawing
Rating: 2.27/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:33 am
PERMANENT PATHETIC The Motifaker who returns to insult people because his Motifakes aren't funny!
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:04 pm

I love upsetting Catholics, that is why I keep getting married to them.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my me***horical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:14 am
I think my 7 year old would do much better...
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 6:21 pm
HA! That is sofa king bad! Who the hell let's an eight year old give you a tattoo?
Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
They probably had and are very proud

ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'

TAGS: tattoo tattoos idiot moron
Rating: 1.8/5

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Robert H - December 17, 2008, 7:50 pm
Thats actually a W in old english. It gets commonly mistaken for a M.
Sean - July 10, 2008, 2:24 pm
Hey M.W.L.F. do you guys happen to have any hitmen on retainer. I suspect that Brian will happily chip in on this one.

UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.


TAGS: tattoo biker babe
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 10:38 pm
Tats or no tats. I fear my wife. LoL
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 6:06 pm
Funny, I know a lot of Ladies that have tats, but my wife doesn't. And of all those Ladies, I fear my wife the most. 5L


IN THE MEAN TIME - We'll All Think You're A Dumb-Ass

TAGS: stupid tattoo
Rating: 3.62/5

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concretedawg - January 13, 2011, 11:40 am
Tramp stamp for idiots.
booger13 - March 24, 2010, 10:37 pm
1 lion because im confused at if its a chick O__o

FACIAL TATTOOS - What part of PERMANENT don't you understand

TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 2.88/5

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Derek - August 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
This is the "I am a moron" badge.

REGRET - It's written all over your face.

TAGS: regret idiot tattoo face
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 11:04 am

he still has some canvas around his neck....rope tat maybe?


TAGS: tattoo unique woman
Rating: 4.55/5

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Faceplant31 - February 23, 2011, 5:27 pm
Good looking gal right here.

TATTOO REMOVAL - Your $500 tattoo will cost $8000 to remove. I will do it at cost just to see you smile.

TAGS: tattooremoval pain
Rating: 4.33/5

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5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 5:43 pm
@Pzy... I had them removed long before I met her. Dragon on one hand and panther on the other between the thumb and index knuckle. Leave it to a drunken accident in Hong Kong.
Kohnel - January 22, 2011, 9:52 am
I had my ex' name tattooed ocross my collarbone & just had another tat done over it when we broke up. much cheaper & less painful
pzykosiz - January 22, 2011, 7:43 am
how does your Mrs feel about that ML?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 3:29 am
close, keep guessing.... (maybe it was the one with your moms phone #)
ICEMAN - January 22, 2011, 2:37 am
He kept the unicorn though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2011, 2:35 am
Rainbows and bears If I guess right ......5150?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 2:20 am
I had 2 removed via laser. Friggin hurts, period.
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:47 pm
The very thought makes me thankful that I do not have a tattoo........
rerun - January 21, 2011, 8:37 pm

sick? Not "grate"?
tellitlikeitis - January 21, 2011, 8:30 pm
Sick. But this is good.

ANGST - Aww sweetie...Daddy's sorry he's been so busy... Starting right now, we're going to spend some time together. Just you, Daddy and Daddy's belt sander!

TAGS: angst tattoo
Rating: 4.22/5

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Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:30 pm
Now I have to get a belt sander, thanks for the heads up NotGil
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:02 pm
Thanks marlygirl!
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:01 pm
I don't know R.L.- The one I submitted after this one, not so much! LOL Thanks though.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 2:59 pm
el-o-el! 5L
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 2:56 pm

lolz...GIL...you are on a roll i think.

EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.

TAGS: emo b****es retarded tattoos red head
Rating: 2.62/5

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ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
u just failed a g** test
ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:14 pm
u just failed a g** test
Rasvim - May 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
I see nothing "emo" here, only a h** redheaded chick with nice ink and a nice body. Did he get sh** down, maybe?
Eryis - March 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
She looks pretty happy to me....
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:07 pm
I would f*** the **** out of her.

COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.

TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!


Tattoos -


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.67/5

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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo

TAGS: mom stopped by for tattoo
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - June 9, 2011, 7:26 pm
Gawd love her, when her 60's rolled around she quit worrying what anyone else thought.

COME ON - Don't Let Me Die In Ignorance! Wanna Read The End Of The Story! (hoping for a sequel)


God -

TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - June 23, 2013, 5:19 am
Poor thing. Imagine growing a brain in a couple of years and sitting with that stupidy for the rest of your life...


TAGS: garyo tattoo
Rating: 4.77/5

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ughomer - November 14, 2012, 8:45 am
Skin Tag comment - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Rerun, yo' so funny!!
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:58 pm
Yeah I had a few of those but my daddy took care of them, literally scared them off! My daddy loves his little Missy teehee.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:56 pm
Made me remember a recent video I saw. True Redneck. It shows him having the tattoo of his ex wife's name removed from his arm...at the local autobody shop with the air sander! Frickin' hilarious, a little gross for some, but still frickin' funny.
rerun - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am

as skin tag is defined as my daughters boyfriend.
GaryO - November 11, 2012, 9:44 am
Hey, it works…and that’s not all. Remove two tats and five of those pesky little skin tag thingies are free.


This Woman Is Looking For -

TAGS: odd tattoo p******* hairdo lenses
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:01 am
This is obviously as trick question. She looking for a role in the next Star Wars movie. p******* Skywalker, Luke's rebellious daughter.
Silverheart - May 18, 2013, 1:13 pm

That's a woman? 5 uncomfortable lions
EmilioDumphque - May 18, 2013, 10:10 am
Oh yes, dear, the lipstick helps a lot.



TATTOOS - They're on your body forever

YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!

TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm

TATTOOS - Some are redundant


RUDE AWAKENING - Once he realizes what he's done he'll have to figure out how to change a 7 to an 8 come his next birthday

TAGS: culos tattoo
Rating: 4.69/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 4:17 pm
Maybe it's his IQ.


TAGS: guinness beer tattoo
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 9:06 am
culos - November 29, 2010, 6:57 am
Guinness, not a brand, a religion!
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 6:19 am
Don't be silly, change brands how is that possible?


Price of a tattoo -

TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 11, 2013, 7:33 pm
Times change, of course. But I still have the attitude that the more violently someone defaces their one and only god-given body, the less chance there is anything remarkable about that person.
vulture - November 8, 2013, 11:03 pm
Perhaps a drastic way of disguising facial moles...? She's still pretty. I'd hire her, if she had the right skill set for the job. I've seen a lot worse facial tats that that!


TAGS: tattoo irony
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - March 27, 2013, 4:32 pm

first submission....EPIC!!!!

TATTOOS - Not the best tattoo to have when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs!

TAGS: tattoo zombie
Rating: 4.78/5

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Silverheart - April 5, 2013, 12:51 pm

Zombies with noses rotted away probably don't have the most acute sense of smell. But if that's really a concern, carry around a few zombie bits.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:41 am
Interesting. Knew this girl that did actually smell somewhat like a zombie, but she still ended up being f***ed. Then she kinda walked like a zombie. Turns out antibiotics are way more expensive than vodka.
falloutghoul - April 5, 2013, 8:27 am
But if you don't smell like a zombie, you're f***ed.
Silverheart - April 5, 2013, 12:49 am

Or is it possibly the best tattoos to have when the Great Zombie Apocalypse comes? I'm thinking, walk like a zombie, act like a zombie, look like a zombie...
Vinxman - April 4, 2013, 10:09 pm
I bet he's a great preschool teacher.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 10:04 pm
Not to good for most job interviews either.

Within 70 Years -

REGRET - As if getting a tattoo on your face wasn't bad enough

CHILDREN - How they turn out is a direct product of what society puts in

TAGS: kids tattoo
Rating: 3.92/5

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finally -

TATTOO - Cool now when it LOOKS like Tom Waits... Now so cool in 10 years When it looks like Oliver Hardy


TAGS: amsome tattoo impossable fail
Rating: 3.3/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 13, 2010, 6:13 am
i am sorry, am i who?
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 9:26 am
I Have To Ask, Are you Yazeed ??

FELONY STUPID - America's most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron ...

TAGS: felony stupid worst tattoo addict
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Budog

rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:29 pm

bears a resembelance to Nick Cage

IRONY - When the tattoo artist asked if he REALLY wanted a Nike "Swoosh", this was the only answer he could think of...

XX -


THE GREATEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE - Holy Mary, Mother of Marmalade, pray for us breakfast-skippers, now and at the hour of our staff meeting when OH MY GOD are we hungry. Amen.

CONSEQUENCES - The way I see it, you don't NEED two legs to drink...

TAGS: worst tattoo ever
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 1:55 am
Is that unfrozen caveman lawyer?
Chef - May 19, 2010, 12:52 am
He he he... what has been seen cannot be UNseen!
ICEMAN - May 19, 2010, 12:40 am
Geez, Chef. Slow down & think about what you are doing to all that have to see this ****.

YOUR TATTOO - Looks like it was drawn by a 4th grader with a sharpie.

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

TAGS: tattoo baby jerk jerks
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Tereso

Flea - May 6, 2009, 6:44 am
Religion. He has one.

Body Art -

TAGS: roarke tattoo fantasy island montalban
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - December 9, 2016, 9:46 am
Thank you.
concern3 - December 9, 2016, 2:41 am
Nice, UP yours

Tattoo -

TAGS: wife tattoo divorce before after
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - August 2, 2016, 2:16 am
Nice, UP yours

Vegan -

TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugsh**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug sh**, right? ^!!!!!

face tattoos -

TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

concern3 - October 11, 2016, 7:52 pm
How true, UP yours

strenghts -

TAGS: tattoo spelling
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

lgvernon - March 31, 2016, 11:45 am

That is how they pronounce it in Jersey.
JesusWept - March 31, 2016, 7:02 am
Reminds me of #179305

Inglish -

TAGS: english language mother thanks tattoo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - May 10, 2016, 1:03 pm
concern3 - May 10, 2016, 1:02 pm
nice Up yours

Snap -

TAGS: tattoo snaps figures typical artist
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:38 pm
Actually, that tat is kinda cool! 5 laughing lions
JesusWept - January 12, 2015, 3:03 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - January 12, 2015, 2:11 pm

This cracked me up. Great poster! 5LLLLL

Regrets -

TAGS: tattoo regrets fail
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

CloudchaserS - October 23, 2015, 5:04 am
Maybe that's the joke
EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2015, 2:07 am
Maybe it's short for "regurgitation"
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:25 pm
LOL! That's going to cast a lot to get turned into something else.... and on the side too! YEEEOUCH!!!! 5 LOL lions!

Cute Tattoos -

Big Surprise -