Tattoo Demotivational Poster
EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!
HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.
STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.
SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - because "Traditional" Ink tattoos have become too mainstream
WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?
TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.
I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...
IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"
AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."
PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.
TATTOO - With a great tattoo comes great pain
ARMY TATTOOS -
Wreking Balm -
WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU -
TATTOOS - Where you can kiss a legitimate career goodbye
LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Sailor Jerry had a Chihuahua named Rummy.
KEY TO SUCCESS - comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience. Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS.
STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.
A STUPID TATTOO -
REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.
THE TATTOO - Ultimate way to avoid boredom!
TATTOO SLEEVES -
SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.
PI TATTOO - Suitable for hardcore geeks.
TATOO BLUES -
SHITTY TATTOO -
SKIN DEEP -
NERD GIRLS -
PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...
UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.
TATTOO YOU -
IN THE MEAN TIME - We'll All Think You're A Dumb-Ass
FACIAL TATTOOS - What part of PERMANENT don't you understand
REGRET - It's written all over your face.
ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'
TATTOO REMOVAL - Your $500 tattoo will cost $8000 to remove. I will do it at cost just to see you smile.
ANGST - Aww sweetie...Daddy's sorry he's been so busy... Starting right now, we're going to spend some time together. Just you, Daddy and Daddy's belt sander!
COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.
ARE YOU ABOUT FINISHED? - The Pain of It All
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo
COME ON - Don't Let Me Die In Ignorance! Wanna Read The End Of The Story! (hoping for a sequel)
EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.
CHANCES II -
NOW ACCEPTING MEDICAID - WE DO ALL THE PAPERWORK
TATTOOING GRANDMA -
This Woman Is Looking For -
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND! -
TATTOOS - They're on your body forever
YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!
TATTOOS - Some are redundant
THAT'S A MAORI -
RUDE AWAKENING - Once he realizes what he's done he'll have to figure out how to change a 7 to an 8 come his next birthday
GUINNESS LOYALTY -
Price of a tattoo -
TATTOO IRONY -
TATTOOS - Not the best tattoo to have when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs!
Within 70 Years -
REGRET - As if getting a tattoo on your face wasn't bad enough
CHILDREN - How they turn out is a direct product of what society puts in
TATTOO - Cool now when it LOOKS like Tom Waits... Now so cool in 10 years When it looks like Oliver Hardy
FELONY STUPID - America's most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron ...
IRONY - When the tattoo artist asked if he REALLY wanted a Nike "Swoosh", this was the only answer he could think of...
EMO INK -
THE GREATEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE - Holy Mary, Mother of Marmalade, pray for us breakfast-skippers, now and at the hour of our staff meeting when OH MY GOD are we hungry. Amen.
CONSEQUENCES - The way I see it, you don't NEED two legs to drink...
YOUR TATTOO - Looks like it was drawn by a 4th grader with a sharpie.
JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC